Well, turns out that the lady who came by a department meeting to talk about our records was wrong. Or the person on the phone was wrong at Records.
They say that there is "no way I can learn whether or not I graduated on the phone or on the web. I need to come by window 12 in the A building. "
If the lady at the meeting was right, then I did not successfully graduate. If she was wrong, I might still get my degree in the mail sometime around the middle of May.